buat yg pengen ketawa...read this!!!!beberapa versi jump..

Versi asli, Titanic Version:
You jump... I jump!
Versi ngajak-ngajak:
I want to jump... anybody else want to jump?
Versi pemimpin:
I jump... all of you jump after me!
Versi pengikut:
We will jump after you jump.
Versi penakut:
You jump... tell me if it is ok... then I'll jump.
Versi ogah-ogahan:
I've already jumped last time... now it is your turn to jump.
Versi iklan:
You should jump because every celebrities and famous people jump.
Versi programmer:
If (you.jump()) then (I.jump())
Versi logika implikasi:
If you jump then I jump that means if you don't jump I might still jump.
Versi nggak percayaan:
You jump.... are you sure you want to jump ? No kidding ? promise ?
Versi penjudi:
We'll throw a coin if it is head I jump... if it is tail you jump.
Versi Tarzan baru kenalan dengan Jane:
"You Jump, Me Tarzan"
Versi Forest Gump:
"My name is Forest Jump."
Versi Catatan si Boy:
"Kamu sangat ke-jump, Boy!"
Versi 007:
"My name is Bond, Jump's Bond."
Versi Waktu:
"Jump sabaraha?" "Jump dalapan kurang sapuluh."
Versi Buah-buahan:
Jump-bu Monyet,
Jump-bu klutuk,
Jump-bu batu,
dan jump-bu - jump-bu lainnya.
Versi Betawi:
ini Aye Abang............Jump-ang!
Versi korban tindak kekerasan:
Tolooongggggggg...........

.. jump bret!!!!!!
Versi dukun santet:
Nich gue kasih jump-e jump-e ...biar selamet dunie akherat!!!
Versi wiraswasta gendong-gendong:
Mau jump-u apa mas.... galian singset apa galian kabel.......?
Versi pedagang kaki lima:
Di-jump-in tidak luntur ..? Luntur tidak di-jump-in...!!!
Versi gue:
You jump, biarin aja.... gua lagi sakit! Dingin bo'!
Versi Kasmaran:
Hai say... kagak jump-e elu satu hari aje gue bisa jump-alitan.....